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PostSubject: Numbers I will try doing   Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:01 pm

I'm going to try and do the following listed. I can find some way to do any of these, some I'm already in the works of doing. I believe 1 or two are being done by other members, I'll most likely going to do it for shits and giggles but I suppose we can see who's better (not mine most likely cause I stink)

178 - IMAGE. Birds have style too. Create an architecturally-significant GISHWHESESQUE birdhouse. Hang it on a tree in a public park. On the photo, write the name of the park and the city and country in which it is installed.45 POINTSSubmit

            I've actually made a few birdhouses in the day and I live near by a park. though I'm not completely sure I'll get to this one.

173 - VIDEO. You see people holding up signs from time to time that say “free hugs.” I have always been wary of those people. I don’t know what it is they’re after. Are they trying to cop a feel? Get me to buy a timeshare? I avoid them. But your “free hugs” sign won’t leave any doubt in the readers’ minds… Wearing a bathing suit, cover every inch of your exposed skin with honey, peanut butter, syrup or jam. Hold a sign on a busy public sidewalk that reads, “Free Hugs.” Enthusiastically attempt to recruit hug-victims. 98 POINTSSubmit

            Under Process. We have a large group of kids that do stupid shit already. We'll be talking to the parents and kids tomorrow since it's night out atm.

164 - VIDEO. Your friend is in bed, not feeling well. Feed them a big bowl of warm (not hot) chicken noodle soup. One caveat: instead of feeding them with a spoon, use a leaf-blower. 73 POINTSSubmit

             Not sure if I'll get around to this one, so it's still up in the air. just putting it here just because.

159 - IMAGE. Get “GISHWHES” and something identifying your team, captured in Google street view. Edit the exact coordinates of the street-view image over your screen cap. 64 POINTSSubmit

            I'm looking further into this so I can see if I can even get this done. I have a pack of chalk in one of the boxes here so I can talk to the manager here at the hotel and write in big letters some where on the road to be caught on Google imaging. Though I'm not 100% sure so it's up in the air still, just in case I can't get to it

147 - IMAGE. It’s summertime and everyone loves a lemonade stand. But then again, every Tom, Dick and Harry is setting up a lemonade stand in the summertime and the market is flooded. Respond to consumer demand and carve out your own niche. Let's see two children manning a “Hot Pasta With Jam Sauce” stand. 43 POINTSSubmit

             Again, there are a lot of kids here that do stupid stuff. that and I thing I have a useless box of Pasta noodles in the pantry. get a thing of Jelly and we're good Very Happy

120 - IMAGE. Feed your demons. You are not permitted to submit an image of you eating desert. 22 POINTSSubmit
     
                               Being Gluttonous is the 1st thing that pops into someone's head. There are 6 other Sins~ I'll gather all the money in the room an is if that's good for feeding Greed :'D if not, IDK

113 - VIDEO. Pressure wash something you really shouldn't pressure wash. -Cassidy Johnson 33 POINTSSubmit

                              There's a Pressure washing here at the Hotel. I'll pressure wash a tree or something :'D

84 - IMAGE (two images edited side-by-side). Send a military care package. One image is the box with all the items in it; the other image is you delivering it to the post office. (Here's an example of but one link that can help you find out how to do this: http://www.military.com/spouse/military-life/military-resources/how-to-support-our-troops.html.) - Leah Plath & Lisa Allen 27 POINTSSubmit

                               I've send a Military care package before, a few times. this was one my mum completely approved of me doing. We just need to find a place where to send it is all.

(MAYBE ) 80 - IMAGE. Supernatural nail art. With Glitter. On hairy toes. - Natalie Springhart 19 POINTSSubmit

                             I may not like doing anyone's nails but I'm pretty handy doing it~

70 - VIDEO. You know how at Starbucks they ask your name and write it on the cup so that when your latte is done, they can say, “Misha, skinny decaf grande latte - extra foam, extra hot, lightly sweet!” When they ask for your name, give the most ridiculous name you can think of when you order your Starbucks beverage. The video is of the barrista announcing your drink and your absurd name.40 POINTSSubmit

                             My Real name is absurd and hardly any person can pronounce it right. that and I love Starbucks. there's one down the road

44 - IMAGE. Two people kissing across the Russia/Ukraine Boarder. 112 POINTSSubmit

                              This one I doubt I'll be able to do but I'm putting it down anyway. I have various friends who Dress up as Hetalia characters. I can try to see if I can get them to dress up as Russia and Ukraine and 'kiss' over a line.

10 - VIDEO. Go through a drive-through at a fast food restaurant in your invisible car. Order, among other things, a Diet Water. You must have a passenger in your invisible car, and you both must be "seated." 36 POINTSSubmit

                             I think Hollow said she was doing this one but i'm most likely going to do this simply for shits an giggles. I live across the street from a BK


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So those's are the ones I'm planning and hopefully will try to do. :'3
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PostSubject: Re: Numbers I will try doing   Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:45 pm

Hey Novan, the invisible car in drive through is yours - turns out it's banned in most places in Australia, they won't even serve you. All yours bro, have fun~
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PostSubject: Re: Numbers I will try doing   Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:39 am

pressure wash the honey covered participant of 173.
just make sure to have the nozzle on spray (not jet) and the sticky sucker well out of range. Then allow them to walk into it at they're leisure, (im pretty sure this can be painful if done otherwise. Safety first, then teamwork!)
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PostSubject: Re: Numbers I will try doing   Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:03 pm

when do you think you will get around to doing number 173, Kitsune??
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PostSubject: Re: Numbers I will try doing   Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:08 pm

this thing would NOT let me comment on my phone.

n to answer, and I am SO sorry I never updated on anything. I've been having a lot of troubles.

The ones I was capable of actually doing within time (Due to my mum restricting on the ones I could do and pure lack of permission, items n means of transportation ) I only was able to get was #10, #120, an #147 which I will be submitting when the video loads
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