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You are now among like-minded people who love avant-garde artistry, kindness, and have a strong dislike for normalcy. For the next couple of weeks, consider us all one family – albeit a highly dysfunctional family that has a weird fetish for kale and changing the world in unique ways. So remember to support your brothers and sisters, without forgetting that you’re going to whoop their butts in scavenging.
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Third rule when scavenging: wild boars are generally not amicable to warm oily “hoof-rubs.” When performing such an endeavor, ensure you are wearing the proper uniform and nipple guards.
We are sorry to announce that for the safety of all participants, this year is going to have to be a “no kidney bean/no ice-cream sherbet” event. While we are loath to remove any ice-cream-related product from anyone’s diet for an entire week, our lawyers insist that this is a necessary precaution given the current state of the zodiac. As we cannot monitor all participants for the entirety of the hunt, we request that you spy on one another on our behalf in order to insure compliance. Please report any infractions to dietaryrestrictioninfractionsidentifiedandreportedasrequested@gishwhes.com.
After much deliberation, we’ve decided that for this year’s Hunt, it will be permitted but only as long as it is “sketched in charcoal and presented with appropriate ceremony” prior to actually feeling it. Note that euphoria and joy are separate (though not dissimilar) feelings and that there are no restrictions on joy.
Collaboration with any of the following is strongly encouraged: imaginary friends, your teammates and their respective imaginary friends, enthusiastic pets, and everyone may collaborate with Bob. But only the Bob I’m thinking of.
Submission Secret Tip #5 – Make the judges laugh. We didn’t order all of these adult-diapers for nothing. Our Judges like granting points to people with a good sense of humor. One of them also enjoys creating sky-scraper models with coughed-up cat hairballs, but we digress.
Imagine if your entire world existed inside of your cheek. Be sure to have a maid clean the place up a bit before I drop by.
Advice - Be precise. Be creative. Be courageous. Be shameless. Be GISHWHES
After much deliberation, we’ve decided that for this year’s Hunt, it will be permitted but only as long as it is “sketched in charcoal and presented with appropriate ceremony” prior to actually feeling it. Note that euphoria and joy are separate (though not dissimilar) feelings and that there are no restrictions on joy.
This year, gishwhes is trying to clean up its image. Therefore, for the duration of the hunt, sideburns must be cut to no longer than 5 inches in length, all mustaches must be waxed with mustache wax and, of course, please keep the backs of your hands closely shaven and your right pinky fingernails painted blue. Also, the Executive Dental Undersecretary to the Surgeon General has advised us that during the hunt, participants floss thrice daily
Who has been storing their pistachios in my clothes hamper?
Commandment 7. Decency - This Hunt has no tolerance for either decency or self-respect. If you have either, leave them at the door. You will be reborn with a new sense of decency and respect we like to call, “Abnosomeness” (i.e. abnormally awesome.)
Kale. That is all.

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PostSubject: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:06 pm

Post the numbers and titles of the completed items you've done here so we can keep track.

34 - IMAGE. Well done! You've just managed to catch a rare "Popcorn Child Monster" on camera. 27 POINTS *COMPLETE*

35 - IMAGE. Suck blood from a doughnut. 10 POINTS *COMPLETE*

105 - IMAGE. You’ve heard of Ronald Reagan’s "Trickle-down Economics"? The idea is that when rich people get richer, they spend more money doing things like getting their nails done and having their Porches waxed, and that in turn creates more jobs for pedicurist and car washers and other lower income families. Show us what trickle-down ice-cream-onomics looks like: One person on top, messily eating an enormous, melting Sunday, with two people on the floor below, trying to catch the drippings in their mouths as they fall. This needs to be a real mess. 38 POINTS *COMPLETE*
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:42 am

94- IMAGE. Make a tiny adorable mouse from boogers. Must be constructed from real, bonafide boogers.
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:16 pm

113 - VIDEO. Pressure wash something you really shouldn't pressure wash. -Cassidy Johnson 33 POINTSSubmit
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:01 am

#117 (38p)
IMAGE (three edited side-by-side-by-side images). Collect fruit from a tree on from which the fruit hangs over a public sidewalk. Make jam from the fruit. Eat it. (Provide 3 photos edited into one image).

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:25 am

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IMAGE or VIDEO. A novel life form.

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:54 am

54 - IMAGE. Covering your unmentionables with something you deem appropriate, how many clothespins can you fit (pinched) on the rest of your body? We know; it hurts. We’re sorry, but no pain, no gain! 32 POINTSSubmit *COMPLETE*

109 - IMAGE. Obviously, everyone’s favorite Captain of the USS Enterprise was Jean-Luc Picard. Create a heroic Captain Picard using condiments (mustard, relish, ketchup, etc.) for paint. 19 POINTSSubmit *COMPLETE*

130 - IMAGE. An angel made from feminine hygiene products - Rachel Shelby 31 POINTSSubmi *COMPLETE*

134 - IMAGE. You or your pet, in period costume, seated on a Game of Thrones-style kale throne. Make it so good that GOT producers would want it as a marketing poster. 62 POINTSSubmit*COMPLETE*
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:18 am

#67 - VIDEO. On a pool or billiards table, sink at least 4 balls with one shot. So we know it's you doing it, wear a t-shirt displaying your GISHWHES team name. The more balls that go in, the more points.

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:48 pm

28 - IMAGE. Stage a mini-newspaper boat regatta in a public fountain with at least four competing vessels. We must see intense competitiveness and gambling. 23 POINTSSubmit COMPLETE

121 - IMAGE (edited side-by-side image). Challenge a movie theater employee: If you beat them in an arm-wrestling competition, they have to give you a free ticket. If they beat you, you’ll buy one. Either way, you get to see a movie. The images should be of you arm-wrestling across the counter and then you enjoying your movie. 40 POINTSSubmit COMPLETE

65 - VIDEO. Let’s see The Flash stuck behind commuters on an escalator. Quintuple points if your Flash is portrayed by Grant Gustin himself. 49 POINTSSubmit COMPLETE

37 - IMAGE. “When I grow up, I want to be...” Have a child dress up as what they want to be when they grow up (lawyer, doctor, ballerina, dragon-slayer, etc.). Then stage the photo in the environment they would be working in. 61 POINTSSubmit COMPLETE
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:23 am

#125 - VIDEO. Sing a harmonized duet rendition of "Eye of the Tiger" with someone standing 30 yards away from you. The camera should be centered between the two singers and we should be able to see both in the frame. -Stefanie Bumbaru

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:06 am

#15 - VIDEO. Have an elderly person teach you an "old-school" skill now considered obsolete. For example, how to operate a telegraph or a mechanical typewriter (those examples are now off-limits). - Jennifer Kristiansen. (33)

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:50 am

#17 - IMAGE. You are off to a most elegant formal evening gala. Disaster strikes! Your outfit is ruined! Dress yourself in an outfit fit for such an evening, using only items found in your bathroom. -Hutchinson

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:04 pm

#103 - IMAGE. Using charcoal or chalk, stencil the term "D2N" on the exterior of a factory. (The “2” must be backwards, but I can’t figure out how to do that on this keyboard.)

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:52 pm

#136 - IMAGE. The NSA staff has been outed as sharing inappropriate photos discovered during Internet surveillance. Submit the photo you think is most likely to have come from Misha's computer.
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#137 - IMAGE. Lots of new Internet shorthand has evolved: “LOL,” “IMHO,” “OMFG” Come up with the meaning for the Internet abbreviation "IDGHP" and use it in social media. If you get it to catch on, extra points.
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#51 - IMAGE. Create the next hip facial hair look or hipster accessory.
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#138 - VIDEO. It turns out that jellyfish will be big winners in global warming. Create a PSA to help the humans prepare for a future with jellyfish overlords.
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:55 am

#101 - IMAGE. Submit a TRUE story (less than 50 words) of something nice a stranger did for you to https://podio.com/webforms/8915166/658998. Screenshot the form preview before you submit.
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:49 pm

MAGE. Find an object that you’re holding onto for all the wrong reasons. Destroy it mightily.
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:14 am

#4 - VIDEO or IMAGE. Clearly your bicycle is underwhelming you with its current performance. Convert your bicycle into a warp-speed spacecraft. Ride it.
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#49 - IMAGE. Make a 5-foot in diameter bird's nest on a sidewalk in an upscale neighborhood. Nest in it.
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:01 am

19 - VIDEO (8 seconds). Stand in front of a recognizable landmark or monument, wear something magnificent, and in whatever your native language is, complete the following sentence: "Gishwhes makes me feel_____" 28 POINTSSubmit
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48 - IMAGE. Four people use their bodies to form a table. Enjoy an elegant dinner for two at this body table. -Carianne Steinman29 POINTSSubmit
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:02 am

92 - IMAGE. Forgive someone with whom you have been holding a grudge against. 18 POINTSSubmit
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:59 pm

I did the potato cannon one
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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:06 pm

9 - VIDEO (time-lapse 20 seconds). Assemble a puzzle with a minimum of 50 pieces in one sitting. The video must show the box with more than 50 pieces and then you putting the puzzle together. For ease of assembly you must be wearing wool mittens or gloves throughout the assembly of the puzzle. 28 POINTSSubmit
YUP

88 - IMAGE. Make a mosaic Elopus, 2 meters in diameter, made entirely of natural objects (i.e. no plastic, human-made materials, only leaves, rocks, dirt, flowers, wood, etc). 27 POINTSSubmit
if no one else wants to, we can do this easy

154 - IMAGE. Sculpt John Barrowman’s head from duct tape. 41 POINTSSubmit
Ell is a duct tape artist

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:32 pm

118 - VIDEO. More Youtube videos should be close-captioned. Using YouTube’s close-captioning, close-caption one of the videos you submitted for another item. It must have significant dialogue in it. - Kim Palmer 26 POINTSSubmit
used eye of the tiger. none of my own vids had much speech lol

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PostSubject: Re: The "COMPLETED" Thread   Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:33 pm

120 - IMAGE. Feed your demons. You are not permitted to submit an image of you eating desert. 22 POINTSSubmit *completed*

147 - IMAGE. It’s summertime and everyone loves a lemonade stand. But then again, every Tom, Dick and Harry is setting up a lemonade stand in the summertime and the market is flooded. Respond to consumer demand and carve out your own niche. Let's see two children manning a “Hot Pasta With Jam Sauce” stand. 43 POINTSSubmit *completed*
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