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Wanted: Superheroes of all shapes and sizes to take down giant rampaging tentacle monsters - See Hollow for details You are now among like-minded people who love avant-garde artistry, kindness, and have a strong dislike for normalcy. For the next couple of weeks, consider us all one family – albeit a highly dysfunctional family that has a weird fetish for kale and changing the world in unique ways. So remember to support your brothers and sisters, without forgetting that you’re going to whoop their butts in scavenging. Sign ups close in 2 Weeks!! Third rule when scavenging: wild boars are generally not amicable to warm oily “hoof-rubs.” When performing such an endeavor, ensure you are wearing the proper uniform and nipple guards. We are sorry to announce that for the safety of all participants, this year is going to have to be a “no kidney bean/no ice-cream sherbet” event. While we are loath to remove any ice-cream-related product from anyone’s diet for an entire week, our lawyers insist that this is a necessary precaution given the current state of the zodiac. As we cannot monitor all participants for the entirety of the hunt, we request that you spy on one another on our behalf in order to insure compliance. Please report any infractions to dietaryrestrictioninfractionsidentifiedandreportedasrequested@gishwhes.com. After much deliberation, we’ve decided that for this year’s Hunt, it will be permitted but only as long as it is “sketched in charcoal and presented with appropriate ceremony” prior to actually feeling it. Note that euphoria and joy are separate (though not dissimilar) feelings and that there are no restrictions on joy. Collaboration with any of the following is strongly encouraged: imaginary friends, your teammates and their respective imaginary friends, enthusiastic pets, and everyone may collaborate with Bob. But only the Bob I’m thinking of. Submission Secret Tip #5 – Make the judges laugh. We didn’t order all of these adult-diapers for nothing. Our Judges like granting points to people with a good sense of humor. One of them also enjoys creating sky-scraper models with coughed-up cat hairballs, but we digress. Imagine if your entire world existed inside of your cheek. Be sure to have a maid clean the place up a bit before I drop by. Advice - Be precise. Be creative. Be courageous. Be shameless. Be GISHWHES After much deliberation, we’ve decided that for this year’s Hunt, it will be permitted but only as long as it is “sketched in charcoal and presented with appropriate ceremony” prior to actually feeling it. Note that euphoria and joy are separate (though not dissimilar) feelings and that there are no restrictions on joy. This year, gishwhes is trying to clean up its image. Therefore, for the duration of the hunt, sideburns must be cut to no longer than 5 inches in length, all mustaches must be waxed with mustache wax and, of course, please keep the backs of your hands closely shaven and your right pinky fingernails painted blue. Also, the Executive Dental Undersecretary to the Surgeon General has advised us that during the hunt, participants floss thrice daily Who has been storing their pistachios in my clothes hamper? Commandment 7. Decency - This Hunt has no tolerance for either decency or self-respect. If you have either, leave them at the door. You will be reborn with a new sense of decency and respect we like to call, “Abnosomeness” (i.e. abnormally awesome.) Kale. That is all. |
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+5Kirana Azadju Oliver Hart Kei Krys Commander Kale 9 posters | | Author | Message |
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Commander Kale
Admin
Posts : 35
Join date : 2014-07-29
Age : 32
Location : The Dark Side
| | Subject: Introductions/Greetings Thread Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:36 am | |
| I don't really think this is necessary, but we might as well have it included anyway. This is our introductions thread - even though I'm sure y'all know each other in one way or another by now. But regardless, we have some people who are new to the crowd, so formalities are a must. You guys know the drill - who are you, where have you come from, why are you here, what do you like/hate, etc. NOW LETS TALK ABOUT YOU. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Imma start - Let's talk about ME. I'm Hollow the Shameless, also known as Dr Hollowcaust, Apocalys, hollow_skulled7, Hollow Shinigami, Hollow Uchiha, Hollow, or Lys - depending on what day of the week it is and what particular letters tickle my fancy during any given season. I'm the local Bread Snarfer, Jedi Master, Freak of Nature, Prince of Darkness, Lord Farquaad, Weremon, etcetera, etcetera, you get the idea. I come from Australia, currently Sydney. I'm here because I want to scavenge and hunt random cool stuff and break the norms and have fun and stuff. And let's get real here, I was gunna be here doing the whole GISHWHES thing regardless of if you lot signed up or not - but it's so much nicer to have a team of people you don't hate at your back... Anyway, most of all, I'm here because I want to WIN and go on the PIRATE SHIP. It's always been my dream to sail the seven seas~ No wait, that's not right - my dream is to be the very best Digimon Tamer, like no one ever was~ But I digress. What I like includes: anime; loud, heavy music; drawing and arty stuffs; deadpool; dragons; wolves; all things supernatural; acorns; helping people; the colours purple, black, red and silver; trying new and exciting things; and animals. What I don't like includes: social interaction requiring legitimate emotional responses from me; the colour pink; tentacles; spiders; heights; clowns; pasta; bananas; liquorice; silence; and people who stifle creativity and treat other people poorly. So now that we're done talking about me, let's ACTUALLY talk about you. Hey, you. Come here often? 
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| | | | Krys
Posts : 7
Join date : 2014-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:10 am | |
| Yoho, name's Krys, but some people call me Momo. I currently live in Puerto Rico, but plan to move somewhere in Miami next year. I'm a pretty sarcastic, perverted and mellow person.
My goals in life are to be a well known artist and become disgustingly rich and powerful. I'd like to take on voice acting too.
I like stuff such as food, food, digimon, food, art, food, pr0n, food, naruto, my cat, food and food. I dislike assholes.
Edit: Oh yeah, I joined because you guys are going to need a captain. And I have a parrot, so. | |
| | | | Kei
Posts : 3
Join date : 2014-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:40 pm | |
| And you have a twin that needs visiting on the way to Miami who will be dragged along to visit other people. >w> | |
| | | | Oliver Hart
Posts : 12
Join date : 2014-08-02
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:54 am | |
| Oniz and Kat here.
getting ready for lift off. | |
| | | | Kirana Azadju
Posts : 19
Join date : 2014-08-02
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:06 am | |
| - Oliver Hart wrote:
- Oniz and Kat here.
getting ready for lift off. YOOOOOO me Hearties <3 This is Kat/Kira/Katharina. I am part of the DAHOmies  aaand what else? My lovely significant other, Onizzle, and I are living in Germany currently. We hope to move to either Australia or Japan tho at some point not to far away in the future. We both love Anime/Manga <3 Ehhh more about me, well I am a fan of One Piece, love to think that I am an assassin badass elf girl and want to find a way other than plastic surgery to get elven ears irl. Yes, I love Digimon, I have 4 :* I dislike mushrooms to death. ALSO WE ARE GONNA WIN THIS AND MEET IN KROATIA BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF MY LIFE LONG DREAMS TO MEET UP WITH AWESOME PEOPLE ON A PIRATE SHIP A LA ONE PIECE!! <3 *cries* | |
| | | | Krys
Posts : 7
Join date : 2014-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:34 pm | |
| - Kei wrote:
- And you have a twin that needs visiting on the way to Miami who will be dragged along to visit other people. >w>
Twinsie <3 | |
| | | | Novan Kitsune
Posts : 6
Join date : 2014-08-02
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:15 pm | |
| I didn't forget this time!
It's me, Novan~ I'm far to forgetful with things, oh my *w* nice touch with all the Doctor Who stuff. and the odd headings hehe | |
| | | | Commander Kale
Admin
Posts : 35
Join date : 2014-07-29
Age : 32
Location : The Dark Side
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:23 pm | |
| So we have a few new people this year. That means everyone should introduce themselves, especially the new people. You know who you are - do the thing!
On this particular lunar phase with the wind blowing at the exact angle it's currently blowing, I have seen fit to change my name to Commander Kale. I bet none of you had any idea this was me, what with me wearing this mask and all. Secrets' out! Surprise!! Anyway, we're in for a big year with all these SUPERHEROES floating around. | |
| | | | Novan Kitsune
Posts : 6
Join date : 2014-08-02
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:36 pm | |
| IMMA SAY HI CAUSE I WANNA!
HI I AM NOVIE! I DON"T KNOW WHAT I"M DOING! | |
| | | | Gehenna
Posts : 2
Join date : 2015-07-20
Age : 28
Location : New Jersey, USA
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:51 am | |
| HI MY NAME IS STEPHANIE BUT I GO BY GEHENNA ON P MUCH EVERYTHING. I'm from the US, east coast reppin' in New Jersey. I'm super lame and hope our team does super well~ | |
| | | | Rocket
Posts : 1
Join date : 2015-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:10 pm | |
| Yo! Delta here!
Uhm. Why do I suck at intros?
I'm the resident Canadian, have a weakness for cute things, and am pretty much just here to have fun lol. | |
| | | | spidermummy
Posts : 2
Join date : 2015-07-20
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:30 pm | |
| I'm Lys's cousin Sharman, generally I go by Shy online though.
In Brisbane Australia, I've got two little ratbag kids, a fondness for skulls, BlackMilk, Snow White and bright colours.
Im not really a fan of people. | |
| | | | Kei
Posts : 3
Join date : 2014-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Introductions/Greetings Thread Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:38 am | |
| My login from last year works, wheee~
Kei here. | |
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